10 Dating a Swimmer Scenarios
1. They might fall asleep on your date.
Swimmers train at least once a day and sometimes twice. We get up early, work hard, get through our day and usually make an afternoon return trip to the pool. Don't take it too personally, I once fell asleep at a Slayer concert and on the way home from prom.
2. When showing affection and perhaps playing footsy under the table don't be surprised if you are met by a furry or smooth leg.
Female swimmers go months at a time without shaving. Never, I repeat never criticize her hairy legs. Male swimmers will often shave their entire bodies for big meets, so your silky smooth legs might meet their match with your boyfriend.
3. Their muscles are probably going to be bigger than yours.
Sorry guys. Your girl is going to be one beautifully toned, strong lady. Her biceps might be bigger than yours and she can probably out bench you.
4. Their scent will stick with you.
Chlorine infuses our skin. We can't get rid of it and we will probably share it with you. And if you can't smell it on your clothes or skin too, the scent will be stamped on your brain.
5. Dress up? This is dressed up.
Don't be surprised when you pick up your date and he/she is wearing sweats or workout gear. They are comfy clothes and we are tired, please don't be critical, its nice to be with you, out of the house, and away from the pool for once. Let us enjoy it regardless.
6. I can't I have swim practice.
You will hear this often. Friday night is not an exception. We have weekend swim meets too. It takes a special person to put up with our schedules, but it will endear you to us if you can.
7. Nice hair?
Gentlemen, your ladies will be sporting a wet ponytail or bun approximately 90% of the time. It is the easiest way to deal with long wet hair. We did try, technically it is an updo! Ladies, your gentleman will have the softest, fluffiest hair you have ever felt. Think gossamer. It will probably have the appearance of silver or have a slight ombre fade.
8. They will eat you under the table.
Swimmers are not cheap dates and we don't share meals. We will clear our plates and depending on how hard we worked that day we may even be hungry yet. Never point this out. Also hands off the pre dinner bread basket.
9. They will beat you.
Swimmers (athletes really) are an incredibly competitive breed. This goes for board games, mini golf, hiking, fun runs, bowling etc. And if you do happen to beat us, we may or may not be a good sport about it. Side note: my father refuses to play Monopoly with me.
10. Fierce loyalty and commitment.
We have been trained to be hard workers and loyal. We know how to function as a team and can make great partners to those who can understand our motivation. Just like we reap many rewards from our sport and dedication, someone who is dating us can received the same in turn.
